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We shot a new music video with Frosty Max Productions in Bushwick yesterday.

The first location was Goodbye Blue Monday - a music venue and thrift store all in one.

The video is set in the late 60s, early 70s and features many New York actors.

The funnest part was probably getting everyone dressed in the appropriate wardrobe.

Video will be completed soon and a new song will be released!

This weekend, I went on the road to Pittsburgh, Erie, and Titutsville, PA with Mike Fine. He is an old Jewish man stuck in a young Jewish man’s body. He is pictured here with his pretend blow-up wife with whom he carpools to save money on tolls.

We made constipated stops at Penn State, Chatham University and the University of Pittsburgh at Titusville.

Last night, Asianinny.com hired me to host their annual Lunar New Year Celebration. Lunar New Years is the most important holiday for all the Asian peoples. It is a time to forgive enemies and move forward. It is actually the one holiday Asians have off.

And this year it is coincidentally the year of the Tiger. China, Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam, Singapore, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand and the Philippines are all begging Elin Nordegren to forgive Tiger. Damn.

Here we are post-show with the founders of Asianinny Diana Lee and Chris Nicodemo, owner of the venue Ed Bennett, and members from The Hsu-Nami band. The Taiwanese Erhu player Jack Hsu is the leader. And he is the most talented of the group as he was probably given music lessons since he was negative 3 years old. Tora Brava a Korean rocker chick also performed: The yellow Uma in red.

*Special = Jew

I am not a Jew but Jews consider me to be special.

I really hate it when people throw away a good piece of bud.

Last night, I flew down to North Carolina to perform at Brevard College. Brevard is a beautiful campus next to the Nantahala National Forest and half of these kids get to major in camping. No fair! They put me up in the official Brevard College Guest Cottage. It was the cutest little hotel. After the show, rather than going to the freshmen dormitories to steal a young coed’s virginity, I decided to stay in for once and rummage through old yearbooks from the 70’s. Below is a snapshot of one of the pages. A photo of the one male flautest sitting on a grassy knoll with the caption: “Harry blows away his troubles on a lazy afternoon.”

Meet Po Ku. She is living proof that my laugh is real. On December 18th, 2009, I brought my sister to the Manhattan Monologue Slam hosted by the Galinsky brothers at Bennett Media Studio. Po competed with 24 other actors in the 30 second monologue slam. Five performers were chosen by the judges and the audience voted for the best through applause. The December slam was judged by Broadway Producer Pat Addis, casting assistant Jodi Angstreich, Former CEO of VH1 Ed Bennett, and Culture Catch’s Dusty Wright.

Po won the audience choice award of the night. “The ones who write their own monologues always win. I mean I knew I made the top five!” she exclaimed. What a cocky bastard! She now gets to perform a 3 minute monologue on January 29th at the next slam. Below, a transcript of her winning and brilliant monologue:

What do you mean there’s no room in the inn?

Can’t you see I’m fucking pregnant?

Joseph! Do something!

A barn? You want me to give birth in a barn?

With all those dirty animals?

Jesus Christ…You are one unlucky bastard.